She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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