Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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