Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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