playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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