you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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