Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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