and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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