I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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