break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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