Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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