You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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