Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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