I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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