we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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