On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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