the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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