Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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