We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
