Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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