I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize