Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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