when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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