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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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