My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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