this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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