I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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