Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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