Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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