I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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