I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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