So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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