we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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