walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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