what if I'm pregnant?
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i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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