Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
North Korea, Best Korea!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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