Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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