Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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