why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You were trust falling into bushes
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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