IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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