Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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