NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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