so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Do vagina's smell?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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