: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no you cant smoke seaweed
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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