Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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