Your tits are I can't wait for
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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