is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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