I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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