The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Sext me about skeletons
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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