Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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