I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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