You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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