Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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