i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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