yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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