do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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