so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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