In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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