Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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